Expertise

I have watched enough horror movies. I have watched enough horror movies to know to stay away from the rattling closet, to look away from the mirrors, to not let curiosity get the best of me. I have watched enough horror movies to be able to carefully plan my exit, bringing excess supplies and a dynamo-powered flashlight. However, as their shadows elongate and project over the space I'm standing in, I realize they have also watched enough horror movies.